The Best of the Ninja Death Club, Volume One (2003)

	1. Dirty Robert Pollard Needs a Bath
	2. AJ and Tamarie
	3. Ladybug
	4. Pretty Singing Boys
	5. Plagiarist
	6. Steven Bender’s Theme
	7. Elephants and Hummingbirds (original)
	8. Lily vs. Showgirl
	9. Miss Flowers
	10. Showgirl
	11. Simplistic Rebuttal
	12. Tamalalia 2003
	13. Float / We Blended (Super)
	14. Santa is an Obese Racist
	15. Let’s Be Geeks
	16. Green Beats (For You to Eat)
	17. TortMart
	18. Sister’s in a Parking Lot / Rooms
19. Nothing Ever Happens
20. Combat Dog Rides Again
21. A Partial List of My Faults
22. An Apology…
23. Ass Kickin’ English Teacher
24. Cleo (My Pet Beagle)
25. Cat Power Eats a Burrito
26. First Christmas Alone