Mathhole Parade (2006)

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1. Linger (Cranberries cover)
2. AJ and Tamarie
3. Pinocchiobot
4. Diaperland
5. Tamarie’s in Hollywood
6. Santa is an Obese Racist
7. Lisa Haymes is Dead
8. Teenage Runaways on Dope
9. Christmas Song 2005
10. It’s Noel!
11. Two Star Symphony
12. Paul Knows Your Secrets
13. Kyle (Gay Disco)
14. Karina Pal Montano
15. Actor Man
16. Christmas Song (f Jennifer Suchu)
17. Symphony of Rats
18. Charlesanne’s Boyfriend is a Nerdy Nerd
19. Taylor Chapman
20. Yanni’s Ranch
21. Melissa: Queen of the Geeks
22. The Magical World of Tamalalia
23. Patrick Reynolds is an Assclown
24. Starfuckers, INC (Nine Inch Nails cover)
25. Rappin’ with Teens
26. Flying Jesus (JW Americana cover)
27. Rudolph Dance Party (JZ remix)
28. Lisa Haymes Dance Party
29. Dirty Edward Moses Needs a Bath
30. Dragostea Din Tei (live)

Limited-run compilation CD sold during the run of an original play, ASSHOLE PARADE, presented by the Brazosport Li’l Players at the Axiom in March 2006. A mix of stuff from Diaperland + 9, Songs I Wrote About Tamalalians, eight or nine unreleased tracks and assorted other goofy shit. Cover art was hand-drawn, “while you wait”; an offshoot of my “I will draw whatever you want on an index card for $$$” shtick. All in all, a fantastically inessential addition to the Mathletes canon, and further evidence as to why compiling a definitive discography is such a fool’s errand.